Here are some totally random stuff i found on the net: If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.(This is just for laughs of course its not true =p )
German narrowly missed out on being the official language of the EU, but English, the winner, had a few complaints. The UK decided to make some small changes over the course of 5 years. These are those changes.
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
Exams are over, bet everyone's sort of enjoying life. *imitates Alice* For those who've done well, congrats but don't let it get to your head; for those who haven't, it's okay, we've all got one more year to refine ourselves for the O's.
Ah well, HCL people have Chinese O's this year though. Currently there's still another 24 days. Yeah it's that fast. C'mon people! :D
Anyway just felt like posting this picture.
It's the Berenstain Bears for those who've forgotten but find it familiar.
One of my favourite childhood books btw ;D Even though it's a little off for us to read it at this age I'd still recommend it to everyone. It's cute and funny. I'm serious.
AMKSS 3/5 (2009)
since 2nd January'09
25 girls & 15 boys
Form Teacher: Ms Zaiton Md Ali
English: Mdm Komathi Anand
AE Mathematics: Ms Lee Wei Jun
Higher Chinese: Ms Jin Bei Hua
Chinese: Mdm Justina Goh/Mdm Yeo Leng
Biology: Mrs Eunice Chan
Chemistry: Ms Tay Siew Peng
Physics: Mrs Yeo Chai Hoon/Ms Chew Xiang Yun
Social Studies: Ms Zaiton Md Ali
Geography Elective: Mrs Habibah Ismail
History Elective: Mr Goh Lye Hock
Art: Ms Juliana Tay
Music: Ms Sandra Chen
Physical Education: Mr Lian Chee Seng
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Alicia Tan
Alice Kor
Amelia Goh
Bernice Koh
Clara Wong
Chong Xin Hui
Demi Lum
Jia Yun
Jasmine Han
Joanne Wong
Kareen Chan
Mendi Ang
Michelle Wong
Ong May Xian
Phua Si Jing
Png Shi Min
Reiko Ang
Tan Share Ler
Teoh Wei Lin
Toh Ying Ying
Toh Wang Ling
Tan Yi Zhen
Stefanie Lim
Seet Min Yi
Wong Shiau Yin
Ang Junhao
Ang Wei Xiang
Foo Zheng Hui
Francis Guan
Goh You Hui
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Low Yong Han
Michael Utama
Shawn Tay
Tan Jing Jie
Tan Zheng Jie
Tiew Jia Quan
Wong Jun Meng
Wong Teng Kiat
Here are some totally random stuff i found on the net: If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.(This is just for laughs of course its not true =p )
German narrowly missed out on being the official language of the EU, but English, the winner, had a few complaints. The UK decided to make some small changes over the course of 5 years. These are those changes.
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
Exams are over, bet everyone's sort of enjoying life. *imitates Alice* For those who've done well, congrats but don't let it get to your head; for those who haven't, it's okay, we've all got one more year to refine ourselves for the O's.
Ah well, HCL people have Chinese O's this year though. Currently there's still another 24 days. Yeah it's that fast. C'mon people! :D
Anyway just felt like posting this picture.
It's the Berenstain Bears for those who've forgotten but find it familiar.
One of my favourite childhood books btw ;D Even though it's a little off for us to read it at this age I'd still recommend it to everyone. It's cute and funny. I'm serious.
